The Best Solar Charging Backpack
Have you ever spent a summer hiking the Appalachian Trail, finding yourself increasingly disappointed that the battery life of all your WiFi-ready electronic equipment just won’t last in the wilderness? Perhaps you’re just an up and coming writer in a crowded coffee shop with no outlets but excellent sun exposure. Either way, the ECEEN® Solar Charger Backpack provides “free unlimited on-the-go power” to resolve all your battery charging needs!*
The ECEEN® Solar Charger Backpack can charge a variety of devices through its 5V USB port. What’s that you say?! You need to charge something that doesn’t have a USB input?! Listen, man, this ain’t your grandparents Solar Charger Backpack. ECEEN® doesn’t make products for stuffy high school principals. They make products for the kids pulling pranks on stuffy high school principals, so if you’ve ever spray-painted “Seniors Rule!” on a large and symbolic rock, filled a hallway with thousands of cups of water, or gotten an automobile onto the roof of a gymnasium, we’ve got a backpack that will help you document and share your hilarious antics without fear of losing battery power!
With the ECEEN® Solar Charger Backpack’s 7Watts Solar Charger Panel, you can run from the authorities all day and still have confidence that your phone will have enough charge to send photos of your prankery, as well as your GPS coordinates to Uber to request a ride back home to safety. Plus the backpack is made of “rip and water resistant fabric,” which doesn’t legally mean that the fabric can’t tear, or that your electronics won’t be damaged by water, but it does imply the material possesses a level of sapience sufficient that you can trust the backpack is doing everything within its power to avoid situations where ripping and water could become a problem. That will free you up to run through forests, creeks, deserts, or any other rugged outdoorsy terrain in a desperate attempt to avoid the consequences of your recent shenanigans, and the only thing you’ll be personally responsible for resisting is arrest!
*Manufacturer not responsible for side effects resulting from the corrupting influence of unlimited power.