Tactical Chef Apron
You are the first responder of the roast. You are the guardian of the grill. You are the strategic commanding officer of the savory meats. Isn’t it about time you dress the part? Finally a manly bloody meat juice splatter guard fit for a commando. Time to throw out your Kiss the Cook smock and strap on this tactical response team cooking shield. Nothing is manlier than searing hunks of delicious animal flesh on an open flame. Nothing other than searing said meat on a raging inferno with this super cool tactical chef apron donned around your chest. Become the man of your BBQ pit once more. Raise your head with honor and dignity once more as the glorified master of meat instead of the eunuch of the grill.
In all seriousness though, this cool BBQ apron is one of the most awesome essential pieces of grilling gear we have ever seen. Made of 100% Cotton, this Tactical Chef Apron is designed with an actual MOLLE system. That’s right, the same system designed to keep our best and bravest of the military within arms reach of any must have tools of the trade is now available to all ass kicking grill masters. This cool apron is a perfect gift for dad who is still walking around wearing stained wife beaters when he is drying out a smoked brisket. Keep in mind this apron is not in fact bullet resistant. It will however protect your clothing from flying spats of searing juices while at the same time holding all your grilling gear in one place. Yes, this is a definite must have for any serious cook.