Shark Tank Fluorescent Light Cover
No we didn’t install a shark tank on the ceiling. That would be way too baller for our budget. This is the next best thing. Install a few of these covers throughout your office to help stave off that dead look in everyone’s eyes. You know the one. The look that says someone is about to put strychnine in the guacamole come Fiesta Friday. Light grey cubical farms with their mini noose wearing farmers need a little break from the monotony. Sure you still need to listen to Sally from Denver who is calling in to complain she can’t get her computer to turn on in a snowstorm power-outtage. Now at the very least you can look to the sky and laugh a little as you imagine this Great White ripping her jugular out.
If that’s a little too Norman Bates for you there is also this option:
Fluffy white clouds! Since your corporate team of money squeezing tightwads would never install a real sky light this is a pretty good option. God forbid natural light touches a humans skin. Vitamin D is way over rated in the first place.
I’ll be straight up with you. Putting these awesome florescent light covers in your office won’t turn your daily coffee cup toting, phone line blinking, TPS report filing, living nightmare into a dream job full of tickle fights and kitten whispers but it will make you want to punch Bill in the face a little less. Not a lot, but a little.
Lets face it, Bill deserves it.