Ninja Grappling Hook
Who hasn’t pretended to be a ninja in their younger life? OK, let’s be honest, its your current dream and not a childhood one. This black grappling hook will allow you to live your ultimate batman/ninja/stalker fantasy for a measly amount of coin. Sure, the points are sharp and you risk gouging an eyeball or two out as you swing it ferociously above your head, but think of all the different ways you can show off to the ladies? Yes, they may think that you’re a fetish-seeking, damp-cave-dwelling, psychopath looking for some quick hits, but secretly they’ll admire you for the superhero you are. The only thing missing is the cannon to launch this over the rooftops in search of your prey, er….victims to defend.