Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya Funny T-Shirt
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Do we really need to write anything else on this? No, because that really says it all. It’s freaking awesome. This is one of the best, most clever, and funny t-shirt ideas we have come across. For those of you who were born in the 2000’s (you poor bastards) and don’t know what the Princess Bride is, shame on your aunts, uncles, older siblings, and your father. The only acceptable reason your father didn’t show you this movie is if the six fingered man killed him before he was able to do so.
Even if you don’t recognize the reference, trust us, like we said, IT”S FREAKING AWESOME! If you wear this down the street be prepared to have strangers point and laugh. With you finally, not at you like you’re used to them doing.
You don’t have to blave about having friends anymore. This funny t-shirt will actually gain you some real friends! Not the creepy kind that haunt the hedge beneath your bedroom window on Tuesday nights after soccer practice either! Real friends. Like the lonely guy you always see at Circle K. Everyday. Who doesn’t work there. He just hangs out by the Redbox with that longing look in his eyes for friendship…and maybe some meth. Now you can give that guy a good reason to talk to you!
Well ok, maybe that’s not a great example of a reason to buy this t-shirt. Not a great example that is unless you really like making friends with homeless meth addicts. Which, really, they are quite fun. Who else will entertain you quite like a meth head? Pooping in boxes and putting it in the middle of a busy street. Priceless. And the best part is they do it on the cheap. $5 cash will get you more entertainment value than $100 spent on going to the movies. Every situation has its silver lining. You just need to stop being a pessimist and see the true value of hanging out with gummie smile methies.
So don’t let your new toothless friends dissuade you from buying this funny t-shirt with excuses like, “Give me all your money or I’ll cut you” or “Boy you got a real purdy mouth.” Sure they need the $15 and are willing to earn it the hard way, i.e. being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose, but you need this awesome tee-shirt way more.
If they give you any lip, you give them a rapiers tip. You did after all give them fair warning to prepare themselves to die.