Goldfish Trash Bags
There is a shortage of good people performing selfless good deeds these day. Change that within yourself starting today! Instead of forcing homeless people and hipster dumpster divers to rummage through the boring, same old same old, black and white trash they have become accustom to, bring a toothless grin to their faces! Now all the feral hermits will line up near your dumpster in hopes of catching a front row seat to the big thing in comedy. No matter what, this prop will bring more comedic joy than Carrot Top ever has.