Is there anything greater than bacon? If you answered yes then you can go ahead and get off the internet, permanently. Unless it’s against your religion in which case I whole heatedly respect your beliefs and sympathize with the fact that you’ve never had bacon. If you had ever tasted bacon you would give up your beliefs and start bowing to bacon instead. Hence why its forbidden in your religion. It becomes the central object of worship. And for good reason. ITS THE BEST THING EVER! Seriously.
And now its soap. Now the best thing ever can wash your other best things. Don’t eat this one though. It tastes like your parents caught you swearing. Not good. The soap however is awesome. Check it out.