24k Gold Dipped Long Stem Rose
Women love getting shiny things for Valentines Day. They also love getting flowers for some reason. Flowers that will run you $200 and die in three days, much like your love for her for making you buy over priced disposable flowers. While Valentines Day may very well be a corporate consumerism money suck hole of a holiday, you pretty much have to get her something fancy or it’s no nookie for you.
So how do you forgo having to buy jewelry and flowers and still find a warm bed to lay down in? Simple, gold roses! These crazy cool roses are real flowers that are preserved forever in a thick layer of real gold. Much like Han Solo frozen in carbonite, this rose will last forever unless some meddling kids decide to bust him outta there.
This Valentines Day, don’t spend a crazy amount of money on actively dying plants. I’d prefer watching you literally lighting money on fire. Be smart. If you’re they type of guy who likes some surprise morning sex before work on a Wednesday, buy her something that will remind her daily of just how kind and sweet you are. A gold rose that permanently sits on her nightstand is the perfect reminder she hasn’t lain you yet today.
Check um out. They come in a variety of colors too. You and your libido will be glad you did.