100 Dollar Bill Money Toilet Paper
Now you can be exactly like the U.S. government and literally wipe your ass with our currency! Nothing will make you feel more like a baller than treating a few Franklins like the dog treats your carpet. Flushing money down the toilet has never been more accessible to the average Joe (or in this case John). Just a few flicks of the wrist and you too can treat money like inflation does, by crapping all over it.